Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Finally, An Update!
First: The best one heard ever....
"I won't apologize for trying to talk good." Barack Obama
"My shampoo tastes really good." Anonymous
"Isn't he [Arnold Schwarzennegar] German?" BB
"How do you spell 'senior'?" JD
"What's an umpire?" AB
"I'm trying to determine if it tastes like laundry detergent or if it's plastic and cotton." AB
then
"I usually do it to my hair but I have too much hairspray in it today." AB
"There are only 24 letters." LP
"I thought there were 25." BB
"I thought the cyclps was one of those water animal things." IF
"I thought someone with THREE eyes was a cyclops." Magnus
"Have you ever experienced the feeling of quilt?" JD
"Turn the G around and you have a Q!" JD
"Why would Pi day be on July 22nd?" Leona
"What month is July?"
"The sixth." Faustina
"Who's Ella Fitzgerald?" MT & CC
"Who's Darth Vader?" CC
"I thought [our galaxy] was called the Milky Way because it looked like a candy bar." MT
"You can't start if I'm not finished." Leona
"Twinkie's are already fried!" Artemis
"So you speak Latin?" AJ
"What does Wham! stand for?" Magnus
"I've heard of George Michael." Ursula
"Cocaine used to be in Coca-Cola? So why'd they stop?" LZ
"How do you get a mosquito bite in winter?" MP
"What time does the hospital close?" AS
"What body of water do you go over when you go over the Bay Bridge?"
"Ocean City" MT
"France and England: they're the same thing." SB
"England's an island?" EH
"What continent is the Netherlands in?"
"Florida." AF
"I just paper cut my nose." IF
"It's not England; it says 'British'!" IF
"Lord & Taylor: that's a store?" CN
"England: what's that?" AF
"I'm not going to sit in filth and expect to be clean!" MP
"I couldn't read your lips; I'm not deaf." SS
"Where's Cuba?" CB
"What state is New Hampshire in?" CB
"Isn't this one of the fastest days of the year?" Faustina
"Isn't it weird that I'm me and you're you?" Leona
"Isn't Buffalo a state?" SB
"I didn't know that walruses had teeth. I thought they were the animals with just gums." SB
"When's your birthday?"
"Aaaargh - I can't even remember." SG
"Where's Austria?" SR
"Is that near Australia?" BB
"It wasn't Ozzy's fault that he took all those drugs." SS
"We have 52 states because of Alaska and Hawaii." Anonymous freshman
"You look like you woke up and came to school." AF
"I fell asleep last night." AF
"Emergency Exit: What's that for?" Faustina
"You don't need an appendix, do you?" SS
"Only one." Beata
"I don't want to hear that from your ears!" SS
"She's nice in a mean way." MP
"That thing on the light-head." Antonius
"Difference: Is that a real word?" SS
"Deference: Is that a real word?" SS
"You can burn ashes." Felix
"Do cats have flesh?" LP
"I won't apologize for trying to talk good." Barack Obama
"My shampoo tastes really good." Anonymous
"Isn't he [Arnold Schwarzennegar] German?" BB
"How do you spell 'senior'?" JD
"What's an umpire?" AB
"I'm trying to determine if it tastes like laundry detergent or if it's plastic and cotton." AB
then
"I usually do it to my hair but I have too much hairspray in it today." AB
"There are only 24 letters." LP
"I thought there were 25." BB
"I thought the cyclps was one of those water animal things." IF
"I thought someone with THREE eyes was a cyclops." Magnus
"Have you ever experienced the feeling of quilt?" JD
"Turn the G around and you have a Q!" JD
"Why would Pi day be on July 22nd?" Leona
"What month is July?"
"The sixth." Faustina
"Who's Ella Fitzgerald?" MT & CC
"Who's Darth Vader?" CC
"I thought [our galaxy] was called the Milky Way because it looked like a candy bar." MT
"You can't start if I'm not finished." Leona
"Twinkie's are already fried!" Artemis
"So you speak Latin?" AJ
"What does Wham! stand for?" Magnus
"I've heard of George Michael." Ursula
"Cocaine used to be in Coca-Cola? So why'd they stop?" LZ
"How do you get a mosquito bite in winter?" MP
"What time does the hospital close?" AS
"What body of water do you go over when you go over the Bay Bridge?"
"Ocean City" MT
"France and England: they're the same thing." SB
"England's an island?" EH
"What continent is the Netherlands in?"
"Florida." AF
"I just paper cut my nose." IF
"It's not England; it says 'British'!" IF
"Lord & Taylor: that's a store?" CN
"England: what's that?" AF
"I'm not going to sit in filth and expect to be clean!" MP
"I couldn't read your lips; I'm not deaf." SS
"Where's Cuba?" CB
"What state is New Hampshire in?" CB
"Isn't this one of the fastest days of the year?" Faustina
"Isn't it weird that I'm me and you're you?" Leona
"Isn't Buffalo a state?" SB
"I didn't know that walruses had teeth. I thought they were the animals with just gums." SB
"When's your birthday?"
"Aaaargh - I can't even remember." SG
"Where's Austria?" SR
"Is that near Australia?" BB
"It wasn't Ozzy's fault that he took all those drugs." SS
"We have 52 states because of Alaska and Hawaii." Anonymous freshman
"You look like you woke up and came to school." AF
"I fell asleep last night." AF
"Emergency Exit: What's that for?" Faustina
"You don't need an appendix, do you?" SS
"Only one." Beata
"I don't want to hear that from your ears!" SS
"She's nice in a mean way." MP
"That thing on the light-head." Antonius
"Difference: Is that a real word?" SS
"Deference: Is that a real word?" SS
"You can burn ashes." Felix
"Do cats have flesh?" LP
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