Tuesday, May 15, 2007

If April showers bring May flowers, why couldnt' they land in Virginia?

It's been a while. Let's get down to it:

1. "When I'm driving, I have to do something with my hands." CS
I heard this one speaking to a young chain-smoker. While attempting to discern why she smokes, she indicated she does so when she gets bored. Goodness, I hope she doesn't drive near me. I'll have to park farther away...

2. "Is Gettyburg just a battlefield, or is it a town, too?" CP
Oy! Said by a usually bright student before embarking on a field trip to the Civil War battlesite.

More later... (hopefully sooner than later)
P